Omifriggingosh! Stupid shoppers!

[Hezzie]

I went Christmas shopping today for my mom. Holy-Hell was that a nightmare! People are packed into the mall like a huge can of sardines, and they are running around buying shit like savages! I'm like,
"Seriously people! Christmas doesn't just pop up and surprise you biting your ass! It's on the same day every year!"
I hate Christmas shopping!!!
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[Lilith]

This is why I go shopping for gifts in July.